(via just-the-way-you-arent)
(via justttshutupandkissme)
| guys: | uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying |
|---|---|
| guys: | ew fat chicks |
(via asdfghjkllove)
(via asdfghjkllove)
| Girl: | I'm having heart surgery today. |
|---|---|
| Boy: | I know. |
| Girl: | I love you! |
| Boy: | I love you more! |
| *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* | |
| Girl: | Where is he? |
| Dad: | Don't you know who gave you the heart? |
| Girl: | (Starts crying) |
| Dad: | I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom. |
(via youngn-careless)
(via r-ealtalk)
(via ciaraaaaaax3)
(Source: i-am-sexy-and-free, via c0uples)
(Source: w0lfpxssy, via ohnoitsjewelsz)
| *Hears noises at night*: | Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life |
|---|---|
| *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: | I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on |
| *Heart is beating fast*: | I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is |
| *A cop walks by*: | Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone |
| *Taking a test*: | Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school |
| *Gets a sunburn*: | Skin cancer |
(Source: , via livefastdiesloww)
(Source: stinson, via livefastdiesloww)
